What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

Can I use ChatGPT to get chapter ideas? I’ll be writing it with my own words but I just get writer’s block when it comes to what to write?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Do Republicans realize that the power of the people is invested in 'representative government'? If so, why did they elect a pathological liar?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the reason for the high number of stray dogs in Thailand? What measures are being taken to address this issue?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?